Former Microsoft CEO Agrees to Buy Clippers for $2 Billion

Even though there were rumors of Oprah, Larry Ellison, Bono and Santa Clause not being able to get a good night’s rest lately because they were ALL in talks with bidding for Donald Sterling’s beloved Clippers team BUT now everyone can finally sleep tight tonight because the winner of this expensive bidding war has to an end with former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer winning his chance to become a basketball team owner. I would like to know who can convince Mr.Sterling into selling one of his undeveloped residential (potentially rezonable) Malibu plots that lie all over the Carbon Beach strip that is considered some of the primest real estate in the world.I bet the residents of Malibu are celebrating Donald Sterling’s Clippers sale and are praying for him to use that money towards the development of his abandoned, homeless-bum hangouts.

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